So I hear male pattern baldness runs in my family. This sucks! I thought this horrible genetic curse was supposed to come from the mother's side. Well, PopPop Roger has full head of hair. This isn't fair -- I am only a few weeks old and I'm losing the hair on top of my head!
Mommy says it will grow back soon. But she also keeps calling me her little redneck baby on account of the fact that I have a mullet. What's a mullet? Whenever I ask her she just says-- it's business in the front and party in the back. What does this crazy woman mean???
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